My favorite poem about wine
OK, penned by my wife and certainly
not reflecting my thoughts on the subject!
(= Bad Burgundy, inspired by Dr. Suess)
I do not like it.
No, I don't.
I will not drink it.
No, I won't.
I do not like that wine so French,
On a stool or on a bench.
I do not like that dirty stuff,
It's nasty, smelly, way too rough.
I do not like that eau de dirt,
In my wine or on a shirt.
Where's the fruit?
Where's the flowers?
Even if it breathes for hours -
I will not drink it,
No I won't.
I do not like it,
No, I don't!