Bourgogne Mal!

My favorite poem about wine

OK, penned by my wife and certainly

not reflecting my thoughts on the subject!

Bourgogne Mal

(= Bad Burgundy, inspired by Dr. Suess)

I do not like it. No, I don't. I will not drink it. No, I won't. I do not like that wine so French, On a stool or on a bench. I do not like that dirty stuff, It's nasty, smelly, way too rough. I do not like that eau de dirt, In my wine or on a shirt. Where's the fruit? Where's the flowers? Even if it breathes for hours - I will not drink it, No I won't. I do not like it, No, I don't!